Berserk: Public Services Notice
Hey everyone who is interested interested in Kentaro Miura’s fabulous series Berserk. Don’t bother checking out SkullKnight.net. They are all a bunch of pretentious asshats. If you want to scan through and pick through their fan art and discussion diagrams, that’s cool, but do not read what anyone has posted. I guarantee it will be a lot of pointless ramblings from arrogant elitist fans.
Just go to www.evil-genius.us/forums/
People are humane there.
What?
- Me: Okay, with my gift certificate I could get an express facial or a... Total Indulgence Back Facial? What the hell is that? Is it on your face or on your back?
- Ashley: See, what they do is they draw a face on your back then give it a facial.
“ Holy anti-psychotics, Batman!
Judith, after her father was released from a mental health facility
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“ Of course, some places do horrid things with chili (may God have mercy on Cincinnati).
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Sometimes Google suggest works great, sometimes not so much. (via)
I didn't say she stole my money
inky:
This sentence has seven different meanings, depending on the stressed word:
- I didn’t say she stole my money — someone else said it.
- I didn’t say she stole my money — I didn’t say it.
- I didn’t say she stole my money — I only implied it.
- I didn’t say she stole my money — I said someone did, not necessarily her.
- I didn’t say she stole my money — I considered it borrowed, even though she didn’t ask.
- I didn’t say she stole my money — only that she stole money.
- I didn’t say she stole my money — she stole stuff which cost me money to replace.
“ Why is there so much bullshit? Well, bullshit is unavoidable whenever circumstance require someone to talk without knowing what he is talking about. The production of bullshit is stimulated whenever a person’s obligations or opportunities to speak about some topic are more extensive than his knowledge of the facts that are relevant to that topic. This discrepancy is common in public life, where people are frequently impelled - whether by their own propensities or by the demands of others - to speak extensively about matters of which they are to some degree ignorant. Bullshit also arises from the widespread conviction that it is the responsibility of a citizen in a democracy to have opinions about everything, or at least everything that pertains to the conduct of his country’s affairs
Harry Frankfurt, “On Bullshit” 1987
