Love it.
Hey everyone who is interested interested in Kentaro Miura’s fabulous series Berserk. Don’t bother checking out SkullKnight.net. They are all a bunch of pretentious asshats. If you want to scan through and pick through their fan art and discussion diagrams, that’s cool, but do not read what anyone has posted. I guarantee it will be a lot of pointless ramblings from arrogant elitist fans.
Just go to www.evil-genius.us/forums/
People are humane there.
“Holy anti-psychotics, Batman!” — Judith, after her father was released from a mental health facility
Piggy of Doom looks into your soul and sees only blackness.
by maverickinexile
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SITH 101: Introduction to the Dark Side (taken concurrently with SITH 103)
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SITH 103: Introduction to the Dark Side Lab
SITH 115: History of the Dark Side
SITH 116: Culture of the Sith
SITH 151: Introduction to the Force
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SITH 201: Lightsaber Construction
SITH 202: Beginning Lightsaber Technique (Prerequisite: SITH 201)
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SITH 251: Beginning Techniques in the Force
SITH 264: Intro to Military Strategy
SITH 301: Life Outside of the Dark Side, and Why It Must Be Subjugated
SITH 302: Intermediate Lightsaber Technique
SITH 304: Ruling Your Troops with an Iron Fist
SITH 351: Intermediate Techniques in the Force
SITH 354: Appearance and the Sith Apprentice: Factors of Intimidation and Fear
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SITH 401: Choosing your Sith Name (Mandatory Capstone)
SITH 402: Advanced Lightsaber Technique
SITH 404: Know Your Enemy: Profiles in Jedi
SITH 451: Advanced Techniques in the Force
SITH 454: Royal Hostages and Why They Never Lead to Any Good
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Sometimes Google suggest works great, sometimes not so much. (via)
I didn't say she stole my money -
inky:
This sentence has seven different meanings, depending on the stressed word:
- I didn’t say she stole my money — someone else said it.
- I didn’t say she stole my money — I didn’t say it.
- I didn’t say she stole my money — I only implied it.
- I didn’t say she stole my money — I said someone did, not necessarily her.
- I didn’t say she stole my money — I considered it borrowed, even though she didn’t ask.
- I didn’t say she stole my money — only that she stole money.
- I didn’t say she stole my money — she stole stuff which cost me money to replace.
