Mecha-Dress

Horrible Math Puns

• Chris: Yay I think I did pretty good on my math test
• Me: Excellent! We can throw you a math party! I'll bring my equations!
• Chris: Oh god kill me now
• Me: Sorry, that doesn't factor into my plans. I'm already baking a pi. To stop now would just be irrational.
• Chris: I SWEAR TO GOD, WOMAN
• Me: There's no reason to be so obtuse... I thought it was acute idea...
• Chris: Ghfsswyybukhcsckpp