Mecha-Dress

Another bad joke

Today was a cold rainy day made worse by the fact my period jumped me. Went into the Shriver bookstore for some tampons. Grabbed some and went to go stand in line to check out.

Girl in front of me was buying a sweater. She told the cashier not to bother putting it in a bag, she was going to wear it out of there. She cut the tags off, paid for it and wore it out of the store.

I put the tampons on the counter and told the cashier not to worry, *I* wasn’t going to wear these out of the store.

The cashier looked confused for a second then laughed.