Mecha-Dress

Love it.

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 11:46:43 -0500

Love it.

Berserk: Public Services Notice

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 14:37:03 -0400

Hey everyone who is interested interested in Kentaro Miura’s fabulous series Berserk. Don’t bother checking out SkullKnight.net. They are all a bunch of pretentious asshats. If you want to scan through and pick through their fan art and discussion diagrams, that’s cool, but do not read what anyone has posted. I guarantee it will be a lot of pointless ramblings from arrogant elitist fans.

Just go to www.evil-genius.us/forums/

People are humane there.

What?

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 11:15:24 -0400

Me: Okay, with my gift certificate I could get an express facial or a... Total Indulgence Back Facial? What the hell is that? Is it on your face or on your back?
Ashley: See, what they do is they draw a face on your back then give it a facial.

"Holy anti-psychotics, Batman!"

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 10:39:14 -0400

“Holy anti-psychotics, Batman!”

- Judith, after her father was released from a mental health facility

Piggy of Doom looks into your soul and sees only blackness.

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:39:09 -0400

Piggy of Doom looks into your soul and sees only blackness.

Enroll now in the Dark Side!

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 10:55:50 -0400

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SITH 101: Introduction to the Dark Side (taken concurrently with SITH 103)
SITH 102: Principles (or Lack Thereof) of Becoming a Sith Apprentice
SITH 103: Introduction to the Dark Side Lab
SITH 115: History of the Dark Side
SITH 116: Culture of the Sith
SITH 151: Introduction to the Force

SITH 200: Apprenticeship Training (repeatable course, must have 6 SITH 200 credits to graduate)
SITH 201: Lightsaber Construction
SITH 202: Beginning Lightsaber Technique (Prerequisite: SITH 201)
SITH 204: The Care and Feeding of a Death Star
SITH 251: Beginning Techniques in the Force
SITH 264: Intro to Military Strategy

SITH 301: Life Outside of the Dark Side, and Why It Must Be Subjugated
SITH 302: Intermediate Lightsaber Technique
SITH 304: Ruling Your Troops with an Iron Fist
SITH 351: Intermediate Techniques in the Force
SITH 354: Appearance and the Sith Apprentice: Factors of Intimidation and Fear
SITH 364: Intermediate Military Strategy
SITH 370: Interplanetary Diplomacy: Shoot First, and When Asked Questions, Shoot Again

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SITH 401: Choosing your Sith Name (Mandatory Capstone)
SITH 402: Advanced Lightsaber Technique
SITH 404: Know Your Enemy: Profiles in Jedi
SITH 451: Advanced Techniques in the Force
SITH 454: Royal Hostages and Why They Never Lead to Any Good
SITH 464: Advanced Military Strategy, including Getting your Stormtroopers to Hit a Broad Side of a Barn

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mecha-dress: Oh shoot, now I realize what my major should have been. To bad I’m already a senior. Think Miami Univeristy offers this degree?

maverickinexile: Well sure they do! It’s called the Richard T. Farmer School of Business.

"Of course, some places do horrid things with chili (may God have mercy on Cincinnati)."

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:40:01 -0400

“Of course, some places do horrid things with chili (may God have mercy on Cincinnati).”

- http://www.pgacon.com/KitchenMyths.htm

rocketboom: WTF Google? Sometimes Google suggest works great,...

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:30:16 -0400

rocketboom:

WTF Google?

Sometimes Google suggest works great, sometimes not so much. (via)

I didn't say she stole my money

Tue, 05 May 2009 15:40:19 -0400

I didn't say she stole my money:

inky:

This sentence has seven different meanings, depending on the stressed word:

I didn’t say she stole my money — someone else said it.

I didn’t say she stole my money — I didn’t say it.

I didn’t say she stole my money — I only implied it.

I didn’t say she stole my money — I said someone did, not necessarily her.

I didn’t say she stole my money — I considered it borrowed, even though she didn’t ask.

I didn’t say she stole my money — only that she stole money.

I didn’t say she stole my money — she stole stuff which cost me money to replace.

Photo

Sun, 03 May 2009 21:50:42 -0400

"Why is there so much bullshit? Well, bullshit is unavoidable whenever circumstance require someone..."

Sun, 03 May 2009 18:43:00 -0400

““Why is there so much bullshit? Well, bullshit is unavoidable whenever circumstance require someone to talk without knowing what he is talking about. The production of bullshit is stimulated whenever a person’s obligations or opportunities to speak about some topic are more extensive than his knowledge of the facts that are relevant to that topic. This discrepancy is common in public life, where people are frequently impelled - whether by their own propensities or by the demands of others - to speak extensively about matters of which they are to some degree ignorant. Bullshit also arises from the widespread conviction that it is the responsibility of a citizen in a democracy to have opinions about everything, or at least everything that pertains to the conduct of his country’s affairs”

- Harry Frankfurt, “On Bullshit” 1987

A memorable conversation

Sat, 02 May 2009 16:23:59 -0400

Simon: So I get the girl and then we kill her so we can sacrifice her...
Tad: Duuuude! What the- THIS IS NOT A SECURE LINE! Anyone could be listening to this shit, you need to be careful!
Simon: Oh, sorry. So we take the girl and we MILL her and turn her into BREAD.
Tad: Chaaaa, dude. Graaaaainssss....

"Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart."

Fri, 01 May 2009 00:53:27 -0400

“Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.”

- unknown (via brokenmachine)

Skot's brain strikes again

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:44:00 -0400

Me- Thinking about potential company names for a freelace knitter. Alterknitives or Alterknits is already taken, god dammit. Now considering the far less appealing 'Fanknitatical' or 'Assassiknit'. Or 'Cogknit'- knitting to make you think.

Jen- What about Knitology? Hmmmm, or Knitorama? Pandamoknitum? Though, I really do like Cogknit.

Me- Knitology & Knitorama already exist Can't find Pandemoknitum. You could replace 'knit' for any 'nat' in a word for a clever pun. Unfortuknit, Abomiknit, Termiknitter, Decrimiknit, Reincarknit,... the list goes on.

Diana- Personally I like Obstiknit or Illumiknit.

Me- Surprisingly Obstiknit is taken but Illumiknit is not. I really like Illumiknit, actually. Thanks!

Skot- As long as you don't mess up and join the Illumiknotty.

Me- oh man, booooo!

Another bad joke

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 11:45:41 -0400

Today was a cold rainy day made worse by the fact my period jumped me. Went into the Shriver bookstore for some tampons. Grabbed some and went to go stand in line to check out.

Girl in front of me was buying a sweater. She told the cashier not to bother putting it in a bag, she was going to wear it out of there. She cut the tags off, paid for it and wore it out of the store.

I put the tampons on the counter and told the cashier not to worry, *I* wasn’t going to wear these out of the store.

The cashier looked confused for a second then laughed.

Note to self:

Sun, 12 Apr 2009 20:17:06 -0400

Do not ask people for their opinions when you are just fishing for compliments. Also, don’t be disappointed when they tell you the truth. It defeats the purpose of asking for their advice.

Ben and I talk about my desire for a summer job

Wed, 08 Apr 2009 00:02:05 -0400

musicmrynn i just need something
musicmrynn i’m super not picky
musicmrynn i would like it to be paid
musicmrynn and be reasonably accessible
fearlesstorch yeah, of course
musicmrynn but I will make valiant sacrifices at this point
musicmrynn it makes me feel.. very not good about myself to think this way
musicmrynn like i’m being… loose
musicmrynn easy
musicmrynn you know
fearlesstorch haha, you’re not whoring yourself, you’re just looking for an internship
fearlesstorch it’s not that bad
musicmrynn i feel whoreish
musicmrynn like a corporate whore
fearlesstorch you dirty, dirty girl
musicmrynn I keep washing myself but I can never get clean
musicmrynn so dirty… it won’t come off
fearlesstorch ooo, yeah baby, sooOOO DIRTY
musicmrynn lol, haha
musicmrynn okay, maybe not that dirty
fearlesstorch awwww….
fearlesstorch i had my socks off and everything

rocketboom: What makes people all over America cry?? Call the...

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 12:40:45 -0400

rocketboom:

What makes people all over America cry?? Call the 1-900 number to find out now!

I’m betting it’s the $2 per minute charge

Oh god, this exists in this world. That’s… special.

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 17:33:55 -0400

Oh god, this exists in this world. That’s… special.

A WoW song that everyone should hear. “WoW” by...

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:55:00 -0400

A WoW song that everyone should hear.

“WoW” by Futuristic Sex Robotz